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Anonymous asked:
What kind of relationship do you look for
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allykennedy96 answered:
A playful-asshole relationship. Like call me an idiot, wrestle with me, put me in a headlock and pretend to beat me up, pick me up and act like you’re about to throw me into the pool, put food on my face while were out at dinner, FUCK ME HARD IN THE BEDROOM, play pranks on me, push me off the bed with your feet, lock me out of the car and start driving away, pick on me, but make your love known through all of it.
- me fall semester: wakes up at precisely 6am each morning, uses a planner, color codes notes, interacts with peers, has an overall positive outlook for the future
- me spring semester: lying face down on the floor surrounded by overdue assignments, fiber one brownie crumbs stuck to my face, not sure if it's wednesday or sunday, waiting for the sweet release of death
Reading Fanfic
me: *smiles at phone*
aunts: OOOOhh is that a boy you’re texting?
me: No man could ever put a smile on my face
- Cat: (puts paw on my mouth)
- Cat: (puts tail in my eye)
- Cat: (puts butt in my face)
- Me: (gently touches a single toe bean)
- Cat: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
- Cat: (puts paw on my mouth)
- Cat: (puts tail in my eye)
- Cat: (puts butt in my face)
- Me: (gently touches a single toe bean)
- Cat: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
If you grab my face right before you kiss me, I’ll definitely fall in love with you.
i wanna hug someone and roll around w them in my bed and bury my face in their chest and smell them and jus feel their arms around me
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i wanna hug someone and roll around w them in my bed and bury my face in their chest and smell them and jus feel their arms around me
Anonymous asked:
selfie?
got the camera of my phone broken anon😭 I can post an old one tho let me know
person: big spoon or small spoon?
badass answer: fuck I’m a knife
me: … lol I’m a fork